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- Ha! Jokes on you. Monday is a holiday. - I’ll need it to recover from the turkey coma - And four different types of pie. 
 
- Japan here, Monday is also a holiday - Sports Day (huge school events across the country). - Like evri monday? Or just this one annually? What do ppl do then? Get drunk assume. I would. - There are sports events all throughout the year, but Sports Day is the big one. - Yes, the adults usually get drunk. If father has to sit outside all day on his day off, father is going to have a few cans of Asahi while watching his kid fall over in the three-legged race. 
 
 
 
- …Oh, you utter bastard. - Edit: I mean that in a loving way, of course. - I’m British so i immediately took it that way anyway 
 
- That can’t be right. I swear it was just Monday like 25 minutes ago. 
- Thanks, I hate it. 
- That doesn’t math up. - source 
- Monday is Thanksgiving 
- Aha! Joke’s on you, friend. I can’t wait because I’m starting my vacation on Monday! 
- Through sheer dumb luck, I only work 2 days next week. 
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