You can’t smoke a squirrel, I’ve tried, they just get angry and bite you.

I used to joke that my views could be deemed terroristic, didn’t expect to see it be a real thing, thank fuck I have zero interest in stepping foot in America.

He’s nearly finished colouring in his how to be a fascist dictator book.

Now now, we don’t want to reward him.

Nawww poor widdle baby is upset that there’s consequences for being fascist country.

Look at the commitment tho, those things pretty hard to bite through, even more so if they have a rubber bottom.