• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    22 hours ago

    The Bible talks about people living to like 180 years old, and we all know that everything in the Bible is fact, so…

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      18 hours ago

      Oh yeah, nothing but facts in that true book!

      Like that time how God made the earth stop spinning and everyone on it slammed into whatever was next to them at three times the speed of a bullet