Don’t forget that they are also unbelievably good at fellating him (possibly literally in some cases, but not in public yet). I saw footage of a recent cabinet meeting, and even by North Korean standards it was fucking cringe.

At this rate, I seriously would not be surprised to see them deliver all this ridiculous praise of Taco on their knees, just before getting down to business…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxPnmbFpCAw