• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    “Werewolves or Vampires?”

    “Huh?”

    Werewolves or Vampires?”

    “I’m just trying to order some coffee…”

    “It’s not that hard a choice.”

    “I… I’m really not understanding whats going on here.”

    “You gotta pick one.”

    “For coffee?”

    “Yeah.”

    “Fine… Lagoon Monster.”

    “Oh you motherfucker!”