• fear@kbin.social
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    3 年前

    I was going to ask where’s Facebook’s CEO, but we all know Data can walk the ocean floor and take no damage.

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      I’ve just heard that he’s signed up to a cage fight with Elon. Gonna be fun seeing Elon’s disjointed wrist after he punches through thin air

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        Elon just gets triggered by water rescues / submarines and needed some attention.

        Remember when he called that hero thai navy diver guy a pedo because he said elon’s sub wasn’t useful in rescuing those kids trapped in a cave? Apparently rich people and submarine pissing contents is a thing.

        Under no circumstances will precious elon actually risk getting punched in the head, more’s the pity.

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        They’re going to be both in fully padded, bubblewrapped crashproof outfits with at least three lawyers in each corner and fall away caging that disintegrates when you blow on it.

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          3 lawyers on each corner might not be a bad thing, they’re never going to take the other down in a cage match of all things, but if their lawyers get involved they’re going to waste away their time and money on this conflict instead of making life harder for us!

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            No the lawyers are there to punch obviously, did you really think they’d want to receive any punches themselves?

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            3 年前

            maybe they’ll literally just let a bunch of their lawyers fight in their proxy.

            TAG TEAM LAWYERS. Like the WCW. but with retainer fees.