Hickory Dickory Dock,
Santa pulled out his cock.
When he told her to suck,
Mrs Claus said “I’d rather we fucked”
Hmmm, I think we’re all in luck.
So he was giddy with glee, but what did he see? Something that made all his hopes melt. Mrs Claus shoved him on the bed, dressed in all red, and stuffed him in a chastity belt.
Santa asked “What is this? What are you doing?” Mrs Claus said “Shhhh, tonight I’ll do the screwing!” Then Santas eyes went wide, what he saw he could have cried, as Mommy Claus pulled out a strapon.
With fright on his face, and a tear in his eye, Santa got on all fours, he wanted to die. Mommy Claus said, “Oh stop pouting, I’ll be in and out. Lasting in bed is something you know nothing about. So take lessions old man, write this down, because from now on Santa only cums once a year, but tonight he’s cumming to town!”
You should write children’s books.
Hickory Dickory Dock, Santa pulled out his cock. When he told her to suck, Mrs Claus said “I’d rather we fucked” Hmmm, I think we’re all in luck.
So he was giddy with glee, but what did he see? Something that made all his hopes melt. Mrs Claus shoved him on the bed, dressed in all red, and stuffed him in a chastity belt.
Santa asked “What is this? What are you doing?” Mrs Claus said “Shhhh, tonight I’ll do the screwing!” Then Santas eyes went wide, what he saw he could have cried, as Mommy Claus pulled out a strapon.
With fright on his face, and a tear in his eye, Santa got on all fours, he wanted to die. Mommy Claus said, “Oh stop pouting, I’ll be in and out. Lasting in bed is something you know nothing about. So take lessions old man, write this down, because from now on Santa only cums once a year, but tonight he’s cumming to town!”