They would have to take budget from the military to afford this, what an outrageous act! Wait they can just defund hospitals and schools even more, but do you honestly think they would allocate even a dollar to safety for their citizens? Nah they would just shove the new money into the military again
This whole thing is satire, I didn’t say /s since it looked like it’s just focusing on the last sentence instead of the whole comment
He’s all four at the same time