Snowflake shit

I’m not sure what you mean and don’t know why you’re being down voted. It was conservatives who created the idea of cancel culture in response to social shaming.

A lot of people just want to be on the winning side and have no moral compass

Not to excuse this, but isn’t all of YTs report handling done automatically by some shitty algorithm?

It’s funny how he turned to face the falling food but then needed to run away

The Trump administration shouldn’t be changing the rules, detaining people that previously had valid status

Maybe they did it all for the nookie

Brooks Brothers riot… No we can’t count the presidential election votes because there’s dudes in suits jumping around yelling outside

Big lizard in my backyard Can’t afford to feed him anymore

Big lizard in my backyard Bustin’ down my neighbor’s door

I bought a big lizard, only a dollar-fifty Well, that’s pretty neat, yeah, it’s fuckin’ nifty

But I just can’t afford to feed it And you should see the way it shits

I’ve got a big lizard in my backyard Can’t afford to feed it anymore

Big lizard in my backyard Bustin’ down my neighbor’s door

I was knocked outta bed Late last night I was woken up by the sound of dynamite

I ran downstairs to find an army man He says “we gotta blow up those things we don’t understand!”

There’s no more big lizard in my backyard I won’t have to feed him anymore

No more lizard in my backyard They shipped his ass to El Salvador!

Was knocked outta bed Late last night I was woken up by the sound of dynamite

I ran downstairs to find an army man He said "we gotta blow up those things we don’t understand!

Big lizard in my backyard Can’t afford to feed it anymore

Big lizard in my backyard Bustin’ down my neighbor’s door

I bought a big lizard, only a dollar-fifty Well, that’s pretty neat, yeah, it’s fuckin’ nifty

But I just can’t afford to feed it

“50-year-old Huong, who was reportedly told to leave her 200-square-metre (2152.78 square-feet) plot for less than the average pay for one year in Vietnam, told Reuters: “The whole village is worried about this project because it will take our land and leave us jobless.””

How many felonies does the president have?

The title is confusing- she didn’t receive a pardon.

Do you work for ice?

“The teen used a knife, according to local news”

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My cat isn’t allowed to use the internet

But I don’t leave bags with handles sitting around anymore. A surprised cat with a bag around its neck is tough to catch and they just crash into everything

Vacuuming the front yard. Edit: and he’s just pretending to do stuff while watching drama down the street

You’re a saint

The US military was preparing options for how to reclaim the Panama Canal?

I remember a photo of a guy holding the burned XP CD while he’s standing at the front entrance of Microsoft. Pretty cool