I do like dancing bears…

I usually search the model on eBay, CL & fb marketplace, at the least you’ll find similar stuff and have a ballpark

I was thinking apple, but now I think a mandarin might be the answer

That shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s

Spike-y Pear? I have no code for spike-y pear. Halp. 🍐

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, merrily merrily king of the bush is he…

Ohhhh the weather outside is weather

Aww what a sweet heart, make sure you give extra rubs and treats ❤️

Me neither, and if we don’t admit it nobody will ever know.

It’s the perfect crime.

Plausible Deniability™

NO PANDA FOR YOU. 2 WEEKS.

Literally a shittier boarding process because it’s more profitable that way. Freeeee market! 📈📈📈

I always picture them in their head going “Ha! I win at driving! Suck it!”

Ansible go brrrr

Pass me that blunt

Monorail Monorail Monorail 👋👋

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On touch centric UIs, it makes me absolutely insane when people have a button or something I might want to tap below a thing that has to be loaded and can be variable size, so I go for the button that does what I want and between my decision to touch it and my finger moving, the thing loads and I tap it instead.

Fuckin stop it. Make the thing that loads a static size or put the button above it. If your buttons jump all over the page after you initially display them, I hate you.

Just having a bit of a flap

I visited the state I grew up in recently and had to drive a couple hours to visit someone down a highway I used to drive all the time in my teens. There used to be so many bugs that I’d have to stop and use the washers at the gas station at least once… this time there were maybe 2 or 3.

I was like oh. oh no.