I’m sorry you think I need to apologize

Planes get excited when they encounter turbulence, so they flap their wings. It’s so cute!

Dude, the first time I saw a C5 Galaxy take off I was amazed at how slowly it was moving. It’s like what I thought I knew about physics was just wrong, it was so cool.

My roommates got me a sweet car bed

It would be more efficient if we take care of each other at the same time!

Bro job!
Bro job!
Bro job!

Whoppers are 95% great. It’s that gross 5% that really makes me savor the rest.

Just nailed an interview because I prepped with ChatGPT. Gave it my resume, the position I was applying for, and some of my recent accomplishments and it helped me realize that I was a stronger candidate than I thought, so I was able to use that during the interview.

Please keep in mind that at no time do I ever believe ChatGPT blindly.

I didn’t think I’ve seen much of anything on Lemmy.

I’ve considered joining in on community games from the MCDM discord, the company that Matt Colville started. Lots of YouTube content for you to get an idea of what his deal is and the kind of community they’re trying to foster.

Limited Liability Corporations exist for that very reason. I think a dude in France made a deal with a cave lion of some sort.

Urban density leads to public transit, pass it on

Yes, I’m sure he meant an economic bloodbath. 🙄

Which is as it should be, right?

Yay or dismay

It’s still fun, though. I think it has a cohesive look that I would call “visually distinct for gaming purposes” rather than specifically beautiful.

Thank you. Now, insofar as it concerns apostrophes (he said pedantically), couldn’t it be argued that the tools we have at our immediate disposal for making ourselves understood through text are simply inadequate to express the depth of a thought? And wouldn’t it therefore be more appropriate to condemn the lack of tools rather than the person using them creatively, despite their simplicity? At what point do we cast off the blinders and leave the guardrails behind? Or shall we always bow our heads to the wicked chroniclers who have made unwitting fools of us all; and for what? Evolving our language? Our birthright?

No, I say! We have surged free of the feeble chains of the Oxfords and Websters of the world, and no guardrail can contain us! Let go your clutching minds of the anchors of tradition and spread your wings! Fly, I say! Fly and conformn’t!

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I relinquish the pedant stick.

Sounds like you were the correct amount of high. It’s the only way I get that introspective.

Like putting speakers in monitors.

Okay then, I’m being performative. I feel better about myself, thanks.

It’s so weird that so many people are calling being accommodating in such a small way “performative” or whatever! I think some people just can’t handle change and blame others for it.

“Not me, officer, I’m… Borodymyr Kraszynski.” I’m imagining a huge fake mustache.