Tiefling IRL

I’m often introduced as a real life tiefling so yeah

Not a city as much as part of a city, but Coney Island is pretty well known. I was recently speaking to someone in Colombia and even they knew of it!

(I’m part of the sideshow cast there ☺️)

After this bill, Trump will declare antifa, BLM, and pro-palestine movements as terrorist organizations

Then all leftist legal support is dead

Tbf, you should have your lawyer speak regardless of guilt

The guy is still a scumbag though

Other fire performers. They’re not exactly cheap. A large % of my orders go to Las Vegas lol

Hermits

I feel like the weird one out because lockdown was absolute hell for me. I need my community and my people. I go crazy being stuck inside a small apartment with nothing to do. I’m not fully an extrovert, I do need my alone time, but I also need to be with people I love.

Tinfoil hat on

I have a feeling that we’re gonna see the first use of a WMD by Russia against the US in the next 4 years. Perhaps not a full out nuke, but something like a thermobaric weapon used against a Democratic city like NYC.

My theory is that this will be secretly coordinated between Trump and Putin months in advance. It serves as a show of force for Russia, while at the same time conveniently feeds into Trump’s desire for retribution. Russia will say that it’s revenge for helping Ukraine. Trump will spout some BS about not wanting to escalate to save face. Big events like that also tend to benefit the current president in office. The facts will come out months or years after it happens.

Flaming nipple tassels

You read that right 😂

I’m a fire and sideshow performer weirdly enough, we’re a dying breed. I mostly do shows at bars and host my own, but every now and then I get a nicer gig that pays a bit more, like at a faire.

Robert Durst killed at least 3 people and completely avoided justice because he was rich, at least until he outed himself on camera. There’s a documentary on Hulu called The Jinx

My Etsy shop hit a very niche market and was pulling around $3k a year. I didn’t put any effort into advertising, it kinda did that on its own

I’m also a performer which is a great side hustle for my creative fulfillment, but pays nearly nothing

Alleged sex with minor A witchhunt is when Republicans do it.

/s

It is my 1st amendment right to spend half my life savings treating an easily treatable disease that I ignored for 5 years because preventative care is too expensive dammit!

/s

For many of us there’s also

• Wipe trans people off the face of the planet
• Make gay marriage illegal again

That’s more of a constant thread than a contingent. Basically a requirement

Like an extreme bidet

Well good thing they have massive reserves now

My guess is that he’s making all these assignments as a test to see how many senators bend at the knee for him

He already said he’s giving Israel a blank cheque. Not sure how that’s “nothing”

And a rapist and repeat felon can’t make it to the white house