Yep. That excuse does not fly.

Hot

Pep-a-what now? Is that like ketchup?

You see, they are conservative and don’t really want progressive policies, and the Palestinian genocide gave them cover to vote for a strong patriarch that felt comfortable to them.

Go all the way, build a whole shrine

Have you been mauled by a hollandish uhh Dutchman?

Does the nipple thing cost extra?

Gabapentin is great but doesn’t seem sustainable. Gives me a hangover and tolerance increases too fast :(

Somewhat in order of action:

• check if I am clenching jaw/grinding my teeth, relax shoulders and neck, center my thoughts, lower blood pressure and pulse

• thoroughly flush sinuses (like spend 20 minutes or more at least)

• drink lots of water/electrolytes and caffeine

• reduce sensory input: dark quiet room with comfortable seating

• double dose of Sudafed and Diclofenac sodium

• jump into traffic

They might cover it in canned beans or an entire hock of ham if they are feeling adventurous.

That’s not free. Subscribe to my Bonely Fans and you can see it all

This sounds great!!

That is awful. Sorry

Toxic Avenger lookin ass mf

Love u boo

Edit: sorry I jumped to conclusions inappropriately

I went to the trouble of cutting out the panel 2 face and tineye searching for it, and it only found the original post from imgur :(

I recall that, it was either this one or Ashley Madison. Presumably both

That… Doesn’t work like that. If stretching it made it bigger every dude would be dragging a 3 foot hog down the road

The important part:

HDF received more than $1m from Andrew Conru, a Seattle businessman who made his fortune from dating websites, the recordings reveal. After being approached by the Guardian, Conru pulled his support, saying the group appeared to have deviated from its original mission of “non-partisan academic research”.

He founded AdultFriendFunder apparently