If you flip a coin and don’t like the answer that just means you already decided but didn’t realize you had decided.

Imake a list and number them and then go on random.org and have it choose an integer and then i do the the thing on the list that matches the number randomly chosen.

This way i’m not making a decision, the lord of chaos is.

Same images:

Is that Dogmeat or the Thing?

Lack of inner monologue doesn’t mean lack of thoughts. People without an inner monologue just don’t think in words. They can still think up concepts and ideas like everyone else.

You should watch The Good Place. It comes up there once and I’ve thought about it randomly ever since.

If you don’t retain your knowledge are you even you?

Philosophy of self is weird.

Seeing as how they can’t reliably detect that I’m human or not, I don’t have much confidence in this.

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Seagulls, Landgulls, Firegulls, and Airgulls. But that all changed when the Firegulls attacked.

Unless you’re Indiana Jones or a ghoul kid in the Commonwealth.

The commenter he responded to is a doctor though…

Then he needs to charge more if he can’t afford to pay his employees more.

That and the whole there being three other books worth of material that the series just noped the fuck out of because amazon didn’t want to keep making the series. They did the same thing with The Wheel of Time.

Hey at least Mel Brooks won’t have to wear makeup to play Yogurt. Dude is 98.

I was going to say one of them should have been 50 times removed but Randall got me in the alt text:

Grandma says that because of differences in primate and feline lifespans, the cat is actually my 17,000,000th cousin 14,000,000 times removed.

TIL i’m as hard as a siberian frontiersman since i also eat frozen dead animals (chicken from my freezer).

if we are working for corporations and government, they will protect and defend the right to our safety to the utmost degree

No they won’t. The whole reason OSHA exists is because companies would routinely put workers in dangerous situations and then fire them if they refused. OSHA is an organization that exists because of all those lessons learned in blood that you hear about.

Mountain biking body armor works pretty good at stopping blunt force impacts. A helmet can keep your noggin intact from sudden falls caused by fascists or impacts of thrown objects. Both can be bought for fairly cheap at any sporting goods store. Also fire proof gloves so you can pick up the tear gas canisters they throw and toss them back (do not pick up the canisters if you aren’t wearing fireproof gloves. You will lose flesh.).

Same with roger wilco. Roger means i understand the message. Wilco means i understand the message and will comply.

In spanish they have three words for here and there.

Things near enough to touch are aquí.

Things close but not near enough to touch are ahí.

Things far away are allí.

In english i would just say here for anything in my general vicinity (maybe within 2 meters) and there for any other distance.