Gone off? They’ve been sitting in the Mariana Trench for years.

Only things that dude is slammin’ are hamberders and Diet Coke.

I won’t vote for anyone who isn’t running on a platform of impeaching/charging/catapulting the fuck out of everyone involved in the inhumane fuckery of this term.

Well, used to be anyway.

Pete Hegseth is insufferable even to his own.

I assumed it was a prerequisite for the job.

I remember coaches and gym teachers that would STOP COUNTING when counting reps and you did bad form.

The military does the same thing during testing.

“44…45…46…46…all the way down…46…46…”

“Low IQ,” “low IQ person,” “totally low IQ person,” “very low IQ individual,” “seriously low IQ person”

Doris Miller: mans a machine gun during an attack

Donald Trump: mans a catering truck during a potential attack

ICEatzgruppen (or Proud Boys or 3%ers or NSC131 fuckheads…

You’re never going to see more than one of those groups in one room. That Venn diagram is one circle.

What kind of useless can’t-get-work-anywhere-else fuckwad engineers design this shit? Flock not hiring anymore?

Let us not forget “Ehhhh…”

Hopefully the Trump kiss of death.

His facial expression wouldn’t change in the slightest.

“In 2026, the Biden administration shamelessly…”

I’ve been working for the last 22 hours and haven’t heard anything about communism.

Prioritizing testosterone makes a lot of sense when you’re an anthropomorphic scrotum.

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