Ia always though banana was a mutant pea - where the actual peas grew as mush in the pod.

Penn and Teller did it…

Or he hiding being a paedophile to distract you from sending troops into American cities?

At ‘half arm intervals’ you raise your right arm, fist clenched and adjust your position until your thumb is on the nex guys spine.

Which it kimd of does. News on the arrests and progress of the prosecution is keeping this in the news cycle way longer than the original protest.

The point is to protest the law, as well as the genocide.

Now BOE just needs to sell the technology to their completely independent wholly owned subsidiary, COE…

Your dad is a legend, get him a bottle of whiskey and tell him you love him!

Super speed is the worst power.

We recognise that some people may find bringing freedom to brown children distasteful, thats why we offer our corporate media package. An entire media industry is standing by to white wash and justify everything you do - rest assured that you will never recieve any negative press whilst we are om the job!

Sounds like Brazil is about to get a good dose of Freedom and Democracy…

Sadly, they will probably be convicted of some sort of hate speech and sent down.

In the UK, the Conservatives were shamelessly blaming ‘the previous government’ (Labour) for shit 12 years after they were last in power…

If Trump expects to be informed of Ukrainian intentions, they should exploit his hubris - use him to spread disinformation and divert Russian attention away from true targets.

He 100% said but

I wonder if urabn camouflage is appropriate attire for search and rescue services? Like, what if you (the searcher) get stuck, and no-one can find you 🤔

Yeah but, I’m talking about this particular case, not making a mathematical rule. You have to move away from the coast, and then cannot turn, so you have to head towards Africa. You can’t set off toward Australia. Although I hadn’t considered that you can just move the starting point. So, there’s that.

India. You would have to set off somewhat perpendicular to the Indian coastline to be perfectly straight.