If you’re a flightless bird in Australia high caliber rounds sound almost quaint compared to some of the other ways you can die.

China stopped importing it.

Just make sure you pack a very good gun and are up a sturdy tree. Barring that get a spear with a pole as thick as your arm and a tip with a wide guard on it. The guard is important, because a boar will impale itself to get to you and there’s a good chance it will succeed before expiring.

You make it sound like they haven’t done this before.

Dead cells, factorio

Canada geese are still a protected species so there might not be as many as you think. They may just know that they’re safe in our cities and parks and chill there.

Poe’s law is a bit too strong on this one for me to believe that.

Kinda sounds like what people do to Caesars around here. Buy a drink basically get a meal on a skewer sticking out of it.

I’d just like to add, they also probably knew exactly how bad it was for you as well.

YouTuber/Twitch steamer.

That’s not b tier at all.