Canada geese are still a protected species so there might not be as many as you think. They may just know that they’re safe in our cities and parks and chill there.

Poe’s law is a bit too strong on this one for me to believe that.

Kinda sounds like what people do to Caesars around here. Buy a drink basically get a meal on a skewer sticking out of it.

I’d just like to add, they also probably knew exactly how bad it was for you as well.

YouTuber/Twitch steamer.

That’s not b tier at all.