I don’t know if they’re all bastards, but HR is absolutely not your friend. Human Resources <> protections for employees. Instead, Human Resources = protection for the company

This from ye olde tumblr

Say the line, Bart!

Replace those first two panels with sneaky napping and this is perfect

I hope my kids get a full, long life before the water wars begin. I do my part where I can, but I’ll never have the footprint that some big billion dollar corporation can affect. The oligarchy and their absolute zero interest in preventing a climate disaster has fucked us all.

this was my first thought too

The Day After Tomorrow. It is exquisitely bad. In the third act, they run out of ways to make weather the bad guy and randomly drop in a pack of wolves to attack everyone. It’s a hilariously entertaining disaster movie

I learned from this poop challenge that I basically do it every week (Friday, Saturday, Sunday) and had never realized it. I’ve been living a meme for a long time I guess

Revenge Bedtime Procrastination! https://www.sleepfoundation.org/sleep-hygiene/revenge-bedtime-procrastination