That would be extremely funny

I don’t think I’ve ever read the source material but dang that’s like 70% iambic and I respect that

Talk is cheap. Change your actions if you actually care.

Correlation does not imply causation.

A theoretically correct but practically useless sentiment.

Holy forking shirtballs

There are no groups in that anecdote, only individuals. Shitty individuals discriminating against someone for an attribute he can’t change. But belief in religion is voluntary.

I suspect the images were generated and then the text, chart, and framing were done by hand

That’s an insult to five-year-olds.

Paywalled

what a weird, out-of-pocket thing to say

He didn’t drop the ludicrous tariffs on China. This is going to get worse again and fast.

They’re probably going to try spinning it as China being scared (because their number is lower than Trump’s number) but I think China is probably just flexing. confident they don’t need to go any harder for the US to destroy itself

It’s heartening to see someone else sharing what’s usually my line! I recommend a wooden toothpick for the aforementioned cleaning.

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This is the first time I’ve seen you break character. Hope you’re taking care of yourself in this challenging environment for satire.

Oh, I see. They should have agreed to a ceasebomb instead.

Bonus points for the cedilla

In my experience joints typically either don’t have a filter or have a handmade filter. They’re delicate, and rolling it between your fingers can open up the end and spill things out. So it’s better to have a more precise grip on them.

They didn’t at first… and if it hadn’t gotten so much attention, who’s to say what could have happened?