I think you’re supposed to eat the burgers, but whatever floats your boat.

We’ve already got the Tour de France, so that’s one sport down.

Maybe for some companies. For others the main draw card is push notifications and a big shiny icon for the product on your phone. Also, just FOMO when every other company has an app.

Order a pizza, don’t want to make big decisions on an empty stomach

That was last week, beans are dead old man, get over it already.

Cost of living is so shit here that most people can’t afford to retire at that age anyway. There might be some older Gen-Xers who complain, but they’re not exactly known for protesting.