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  • True story, about 20-25 years ago, a radio station in my home town was playing ads for some new local business doing web design.

    After hearing the ad on my drive to work for the umpteen billionth time I finally got curious and went to check out their own website (I they’re charging people to build websites, they’re own website must be a pretty awesome demonstration of their skills, right?)

    The website looked like absolute garbage and, upon viewing the source, the meta tags clearly betrayed the fact that it was created in Word.

    I can only imagine how much money they were paying to run those ads. I even considered the possibility I was being pranked somehow.
















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    7 months ago

    This could be a great use for a voice AI chat bot connected to your phone line. Prompt it with something like,

    “You’re on a phone call to [Widgets Inc] to get a price quote for a [box of premium widgets]. You’ll probably be put on hold to speak with the next available sales representative. Just wait until you get a person on the line. Then, ask for the price and immediately start negotiating for a better price. Use whatever strategy you want but never agree to whatever price they offer. Keep coming up with more ridiculous reasons that they should give you an even better price.”

    Then dial the phone, turn it over to the chat bot, and wander off to go do more important things.