You use rust

We are not the same

While there are some nice combinations of bacon and cheese, I’m imagining chetos wouldn’t pair well with bacon.

I’ve used “ladies, gentlemen, and anyone else” in the past.

I still have my win 3.1 license and floppies in the attic

Disclaumer: I’m not a dogologist, but I did grow up with dogs, so the below are my unscientific observations. I will therefore make two claims that may be inaccurate, will defer to any caninomer that can dispute them.

1. Dogs do produce snot, but not as much as humans.

2. Dog snouts are generally warmer than human noses, so they don’t dry out as quickly. Ergo not as much mucus is needed

At least he’s aware where the wind is blowing, but somehow he mistook it as a slight breeze

My preferred local one does. I love it.

She got the job after Colonel Failure was promoted to general.

I do, and as long as you stay outside of reading the 24h outrage cycle it’s pretty easy to see that on average most things are better now than they were 50 years ago.

Seems pretty accurate to me as long as one doesn’t look at USA as a litmus test for the rest of the world

Probably not in cash, no. He’d have to liquidate or sell of something

Tea party never went away, it just became mainstream. And since they’re gullible idiots who easily fall for astroturfing, they became maga.

I am pretty sure Rubio first ga8ned prominence as a tea partier

Wasn’t that Rubios origin story?

Proof of voter fraud!

I don’t remember the details, but I learned from Well There’s Your Problem that the texas railroad commissioner is a surprisingly powerful position. So much things not really related to railroad is part of their mandate.

FYI, baking replacement batteries for sex toys is not a viable business idea

Ask again once 60+ years of foreign relations have been rebuilt. It took less than four to ruin them.

Kind of, but his stocks are most likely already leveraged, plus it does incur an interest. Plus, the loan has to actually be paid back in full.

He has a net worth of a trillion, it doesn’t mean he has that sort of liquidity all the time.