I honestly can’t see anyone but an insignificant fraction of the general population ever using this.

There are only a few people who would benefit from taking the time to learn a how to use this contraption and even fewer who would bother.

Even better: wash yourself regularly and avoid synthetic fabric.

You should cross post this to [email protected]

H2g2 would make an amazing show. And we could finally find out what happened to earth.

Hahahaha, but you should attach the image instead of linking to it, and maybe post this to programmershumor