Well, imagine my shock.

You’re such a tease.

That’s no place for a semicolon.

Wake up, people. Whisker fatigue is REAL.

Wash your ass better.

Do you not wash your ass?

Catnip doesn’t get cats high, it gets them horny. Anyway, that’s cat grass, not catnip.

Brace yourself. It’s a train wreck.

I’ll definitely be watching it when I get a minute. Joe Rogan is only funny when he’s the joke.

Pretty on brand for Joe. He’s never been funny, this shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone.

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How can you believe and trust the bible at all?

Yeah, but it’s hot goss. What are we gonna do, not talk about it?

I’m a scorpio and I do X all the time

Code monkey very simple man

You can never go wrong with cats or plants.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

Time to hoist the jolly roger high.