It’s called chocolate beans but neither peanuts nor chickpeas are called beans so it’s quite a scratch

At this point I accept everything within UNICODE so let’s go with cuneiform next

That’s not an alphabet but sure, why not

2 sets of alphabets

Today: Greek and Serbian Cyrillic

And disbelieve anything that’s said by left people

Wugs

You forgot “We use JIRA so we are agile now. I assigned all tickets so get to work and be done at the end of the week sprint”

Wen? Den Ader? Wer ist das?

Besser?

Leider nein, ich habs immer noch nicht verstanden. Danke trotzdem

Wohin soll ich kommen? Wer ist alt? Du nuschelst ein bisschen hab ich das Gefühl. Kannst du etwas deutlicher und langsamer reden?

A single digit is a char but two digits are a string and can be transformed into an integer

Was hast du gesagt? Kannst du etwas lauter sprechen? Ich versteh dich nicht.

Nah, they’ll add AI features and charge you double per month (if that didn’t already happen. Sometimes I confuse the timeline)

Certainly not one of the top 3 regrets at the deathbed

You must image Falkor happy

Ha read C

I thought that the implication already was that these accounts have the initially tried password

What this chart forgets is that you can share your solution. You share your automation with a team of 20 or post it online and the payoff is much higher

Source

The last panel is a fantasy by the artist.

This might come as a surprise, but the whole comic is. If you read the first 3 panels as being historically accurate, I see where your confusion comes from.

Anyway, you have a very unimaginative and literal approach to all this and that’s just not the layer the comic communicates on. Maybe at least acknowledge that.