If he IS Teddy Rosevelt, I think that just means he deserves more treats! Man got shot in the chest, and said “Hol up a minute! I need to finish delivering my speech! THEN we can go to a local medical facility…if there’s time…”
You gotta give him treats for that!
My Park Place and Boardwalk hotels! Nooooooo!!!
Oh man. You just reminded me of the time I had to give my cat a flea bath. That was like 20 years ago, but I still remfmber I had to wrap her in a thick towel to act essentially as a cat straight jacket. I kept her head free, but everything below the neck was in a towel.
Oooooooh boy did she growl.
I hated it, but it had to be done. We got rid of those fleas. And all it cost was traumatizing my baby…and myself. Because I know she hated it. I at least made sure the water was luke warm, so she wouldn’t be cold, or too hot. But still…she HATED that bath.
OOOOH! Yes. That’s another good point that I never even thought about. I just naturally never used my hands, because I don’t like it anyways, but I always used a feather on a stick/string.
Another thing I never use is laserpens. I used to. I feel bad that I ever did. It’s fun, but then you learn that cats play is only stimulating their hunting drives. And since they can catch the feather on a string, they feel a sense of satisfaction for having caught it. Whereas they can’t catch a red dot. So never catching it apparently gives them PTSD. They feel depressed that they can’t be good hunters if they can’t catch the red dot.
If you’re looking for a way to stop this behavior, you grab them by the scruff of their neck. Don’t worry, it doesn’t actually hurt the cat. But it does trigger senses in them that they’re being disciplined. So you grab the scuff of their neck, and act like your wrist is hurt. (the one they were biting/clawing, not the one you’re using to grab the scruff of their neck).
Once they realize they’re hurting you, and also realize you can grab them by the scruff of their neck, and are therefore more powerful than them, they’ll stop doing that.
Of coarse, this is also assuming you’re being a good cat parent to begin with. I see so many videos online titled “Cats go crazy” or something similiar. They aren’t going crazy. Their humans are usually doing some shit to repeatedly piss off their cat. And eventually the cat says “FUCK THIS!!!” and lashes out.
As long as the cat routinely feels safe, and loved with you, the scruff thing works. If your cat feels unwelcome in it’s own home, yes, it will lash out.
You’re clearly interupting an important private meeting. White cat is like “Can I HELP you???!!”
If Jelly is laying down, and then rolls over, is that considered a “Jelly roll”?
Buddy cop movie where eurodyne and saltysalamander team up to assasinate trump…and kiss each other along the way.
Well, at least trump doesn’t cover anything up.
Don’t get me wrong, he never admits fault, does tons of corrupt shit, and is absolutely in the epstein files. But he didn’t cover it up! Everybody knows!
Though I guess it’s not for lack of trying. He’s just really bad at…well, everything he’s ever attempted.
I’ve never heard of the show, or whoever that person is.
That being said, are you really trying to gatekeep what other people watch?
It may not be your favorite show, but if your mom likes it, whats the harm in burning her a disc?
It is for this reason, I always say “I’m surrounded by morons. Morons everywhere. Far as the eye can see…”
Talking about those who laugh at you for saying it’s a scam. Check back with them in 5 years, and ask them how much money they’ve profited from crypto. Just don’t be surprised when they become hypocrites, and tell you to shut up about those scams.
Sounds to me like you understand crypto just fine. You can see that there’s no value, and therefore a scam. You’ve got this!
I think what your wife is saying is that she wants to convince you that she wants a threesome with you and an ophthalmologist. She wants to bring him into the bedroom, and then handcuff you to a chair, and oh no! You can’t do anything from the chair but watch! Now he’s spreading peanut butter on her eye while you lick it off, and talking about the jelly. As you already know, the difference between the jelly and the jam, is he’s going to take the jelly, and put it on her eye. He’s going to take his dick, and jam it up her ass.
Also, your wife is maybe absolutely leaving you for someone who knows all about the jelly and the jam.
George! Come inside! You’re gonna get fleas out there.
Also, you’re beautiful, and I want to brush you, you majestic beast!
I’m too distracted by the concept of spiderman, but instead of his wrists shooting web, his butt just shoots poop.
What were NFTs? Uhhhhh…stupid, and a scam. That’s the best way I can describe them.
Raw broccoli yes. I don’t like cabbage. But beans, cauliflower, spinach, all raw.
The only one I can think of that I cook is corn.
Even since I was little I don’t eat cooked vegetables. I only eat them raw. So for me, that would just be vegetable ice cubes. And it still wouldn’t solve the issue of pesticides being on them.
In recent times, yes, I have been skipping healthy food, because of our current government deciding food doesn’t need to be regulated. Processed food, is somehow the safest option right now.
Although, there wasn’t any plants in my chinese food. I picked all the vegetables out.
Now, if I had a safe source of lettuce, I’d be all for it!
Neat.
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