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That’s the point where I go back and edit the first parenthesized block to be separated by a comma, semicolon, or dash, make it a separate sentence, or convert the inner parenthesis to a footnote.

Use normal chalk and then cover it with that water repellent spray?

Transcoding video for streaming.

Spinning backwards worked in Superman!

“By your powers combined, I’m Captain Gull!”

No, that’d be a fancygull. A landgull would be a rat.

“Let’s make a show about monster trucks!”

“Yeahhhh dude! But the main character needs a tagline, what should it be?”

/lighting a fat one “Hehehehe… how about ‘let’s blaze!’?”

“Hehehe… duuuuude… hehuehuehehe…”

It’s like that “That’s a penis!” reversible gif.

1. Life’s good!

2. But it could be better.

Wait, that’s a dress? The fabric makes it look like she just draped herself in an oversized towel…

Repeating sounds with the wrong periodicity. Some songs I cannot stand because the beat is a fraction too slow, making my brain go into “GET OVER WITH IT ALREADY” mode. It’s particularly grating with songs that have a “wwwWUB wwwWUB” thing that sounds like someone is turning the volume knob up and down.

“It is [verb]ing” (as in “it is raining”) can be reinterpreted as “[noun] is happening” (“rain is happening”).

Six String Samurai. It’s not good. But it’s soooo quotable!

Nice shoes. Nice shoes to DIE in!

Russian guards, watching a shed drive down the road: “Must have been the wind.”

So I just eat black coffee and move on.

Great, now I have this mental image of you waking up late, going “NO TIME TO WAIT FOR THE KETTLE!” and just eating spoonfuls of instant coffee straight from the jar before running out of the house.

Knocking is usually reads (from the header seeking), brrr is heavy writes.

I hope you’re planning to delegate the verification to a KYC service…

Open a picture on your cell phone. Any portrait picture. Now look at it. Do your eyes focus on the whole picture? No, you focus on a portion of it at a time. It doesn’t matter that the orientation is vertical, the frame of your focus is the same no matter what you look at.

They’re a forum where members participate in group trolling, stalking, doxxing, and harassment of their targets.

Are you on a convertible laptop? Is Fedora perhaps thinking you’re on keyboard-less mode? Is there an OSD keyboard enabled that may be overriding your input?