knightly [none/use any]

Ibuprofen for tension headaches, acetaminophen for the rest.

Garlic aioli.

Trans scientist inventing a gender that can observe the exact position and velocity of a particle simultaneously.

I’m amazed at how long it takes to boot up, too. Especially after the login screen, it’s like 5 minutes from entering my password to the company VPN app finally starting up in the background.

Meanwhile my 8 year old desktop (I use Arch, btw) takes all of 20 seconds, including both the login and the grub menu.

I am almost exclusively one of those Linux weirdos. The only non-Linux computer touching I do is for work. XD

Some of us are weird enough that it feels appropriate. 🤷🏼

Some nonbinary folks 💪

Can? Probably. Will? No. They would need access to Crowdstrike’s update distribution system and if they had that they could do much more interesting things than crashing a bunch of systems.