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I hope you washed your hands after typing that. Yuck!

Twenny-foua

Not sure about Iscariot, but iirc Christ is a title, not a name. It’s actually Jesus the Christ, but that takes slightly more effort to say and languages often develop the habit of slowly streamlining themselves.

So it kind of became a quasi-name*~ because of how much easier it is to say as one.

*~or maybe ‘ascendant title’ would be more accurate? I feel like there’s a specific word for this that I cant seem to remember atm

Edit: the immense volume of translations made of the original text (and then ofc the translations of translations of translations etc) definitely play a role in Christ’s transformed usage, as well

Lots of this going around lately. Real shame

Iheart has recently changed their universal sting to assure audiences of exactly this. Not saying you should give them money, but it is something that’s already starting to trend

So he should be punished for killing a man “on the street”, but the man he (allegedly) killed, the one who ordered hundreds of thousands, if not millions of deaths all for the sake of making more money that he doesn’t need; you think that’s fine and acceptable and we should all just let it keep happening because it didn’t occur “on the street”?

What is sick is your suggestion that giving a mass murderer his comeuppance is morally wrong. Your framing of this as anything but what it actually very obviously is is pathetic and paper-thin.

I am not often attracted to men, but jfc would i like to plant a smooch on them high, high cheekbones.

I dont care who saw what. My ma-I mean this man is innocent!

Oof. I could not deal tbh. Closest I’ve come to this is a past roommates feline fellow (my two cats are more into claw-sports than yodeling; a very different kind of frustrating lol). He is otherwise a little sweetheart, but I definitely do not have the patience and strength of will she has in handling that near-everyday intrusion on her sleep. She is a saint, saddled with a cute little devil lol

Fair, but there is definitely a line between chatty and psychological warfare. Not all cats are built equal and some of them want to see it to that a good night’s sleep is forever out of reach. That’ll literally drive you crazy, regardless of what mindset the silly humie is bringing

And salad is just solid soup

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Living your best life, I see

Ahh. I wonder how that nonsense got into my noodle then lol

Anyway, hope yall keep warm this cold season, and thanks for sharing her fluffy-coated regality with us!

Don’t apples get horses drunk (“drunk”?) or am I misremembering?

Aw hell ya. Im gonna be so frickin strong after this that I’ll finally be able to finish Edward Scissorhands without even crying or covering my eyes

So if I’m ever offered a gamma-radiating banana I might as well eat it? Got it and thx

Like water before dry mouths; these owls do appease. May the heavens (or the hells or some other less poetically symbolic concept of your preference) rain blessings upon thee. Thank you, kind stranger. Thank you!

Based take for the pure boldness of it’s posture, but horses are also based and their opinion is wrong

The owls? From whence and from whither? Oh, I simply must know! I must! Please sirorma’am, please! Where do I find these hooters of which you speak?