Maybe a few more gold plated jets will do the trick
Maybe a few more gold plated jets will do the trick
Excuse me that’s meme version KD6-3.7
Like a free ride when you’ve already paid
yeah but “sir meemsalot” put his watermark on it so it must be good


Yup but also, the idea of submarines providing rescue went out the window. Even the nazis were trying to rescue people at one point, and the allies attacked them after they broadcasted their rescue attempts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laconia_incident
The US has the most powerful military in the world. This was just cruelty


using arch, btw
I am genuinely surprised at the amount of people in the comments who don’t realize this is satire


Less than half of Americans read a book a year
48.5 percent of adults reported having read at least one book in the past year
https://www.arts.gov/stories/blog/2024/federal-data-reading-pleasure-all-signs-show-slump
And my guess is the vast majority of those that are reading are mostly scooping books from booktok (literary smut) or something off the New York Times bestseller lists


I mean if you don’t flush your toilet though that will happen too. Just climb in and aim for the drain, what’s the worst that can happen


“The politics are important because they might affect your investments”


Again, what is your source on this? Everything says he invited them to the White House, not just the capitol


President Trump: We’ll do it at the White House… we’ll just have some fun, we have medals for you guys. And we have to, I must tell you, we’re going to have to bring the women’s team, you do know that?
United States men’s hockey team:[Laughter and cheers]
Trump: I do believe I probably would be impeached, okay?
Team: [More laughter]


Do you have a source on that? He invited both teams:
https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/48017235/us-women-hockey-declines-trump-invite-state-union
The women said no, the men who drank with Kash Patel in their locker room said yes


Agreed and also rather than saying “Russia is using Ubiquiti hardware” they led with a sports team, it’s so dumb


we support small government
Can’t wait to see how much lint is in her dryer


Yup, that’s how you get cops who can’t even fathom what “de-escalation” means


Yup, their latent wealth grows faster than what they borrow to use as actual spending, they literally don’t spend money, they accumulate it
love those em dashes, grok really pulling overtime for this one. or maybe openai now that the pentgon contract has been signed