Mayor Poopington
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4·6 days agoGo read the directions on a box of jello, my guy
111·9 days agoSometimes I need food fast
31·10 days agoOh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.
Can someone explain like im 5
fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static
I don’t think either of you will be able to smell each other because eating 2000 lbs of garlic will surely kill you.
81·17 days agoYou must be fun at parties
Not entirely true. A number of them are definitely spam, but there are many organizations that do text outreach and there is definitely a person at the other end. They will remove you from their lists if you reply with stop.
These organizations trade phone lists, kind of like what telemarketers do. Sometimes the lists can be outdated. Unfortunately replying “stop” to each one is the only way that’s going to slow it down.
Huh. I’ve never noticed that before
Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.
You would have hated my highschool essays
I have no idea what you mean
Mine Internet at 500gb, but it’s only an extra $10 for unlimited data. My cell data is unlimited but I know they throttle speed after a certain amount. At least I don’t get charged extra.
10·25 days agoPessimism is definitely part of it. Homeownership here in the US is at an all time low and I blame that too. When renting, you’re moving every few years and adding kids on top of that? Fuck that.
There’s only one assassination that would slow down the genocide. Also don’t do this, assassinations bad mkay
Don’t tell me you’re one of those scrubs who poops sitting down
You should click that link you decided not to follow. It goes into the context of the photo itself.