I thought that was a CVS receipt

deleted by creator

Insurance loss adjusters

It’s started, it’s just unevenly distributed among the poorer populations

I believe that any entity that witnessed me taking a dump would be truly terrified

Your cables break every 3 days

He’s planning out where to build the new McDonalds concession

Archive version, no paywall

I think we see a reform manifesto pledge to ‘bring back good, honest turkey twizzlers’ to school canteens 🙃

O’Biden? First the Irish claim Obama, now Biden 😄

In tonight’s headlines, man with red front door paints it blue. Contents behind front door remain unchanged. More at 6.

Yeah, because it stinks

More like the Conservative government spent in the region of £700m on the scheme, and sent only 4 people there.

Can I interest you in my new investment venture? It’s essentially Kitty Ozempic. We’re predicting the market for it to grow by 8000% over 4 years because of all the fat leopards.

So brave! I’m sure his action will have a deep and wide ranging impact /s

Hello Boris! Immaculate lounging you’re doing there.

If something good is continuously almost happening, it’s ‘edging’

Waiting for an enterprising weapons manufacturer to release a new gun named the “Term Limit”

What’s next? Femtofunctions

To be fair, your username kind of suggests you want to look inside everything anyway