Because to them it’s all weird sex shit.

Just like everyone not Christian “worships Satan”

Germans: German is such a beautiful language!

German:

Single responsibility principal and dependency injection are your friends.

It’s called manifest destiny and it’s part of the propaganda machine that’s been worked on us since before all of us were born.

Similar to “if the government can’t cash your check, we’re all fucked”

I used mine and the fucker came back!

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My phone lets me label timers. Get an app that can do that.

They absolutely hate anyone who is better than them at anything. They hate programmers. They hate artists. They hate their secretary that knows more about them than they do.

Getting rid of everyone would soothe their egos.

She wants you to be her bitch. If she could she’d make you take a shit for her.

Old people aren’t stupid. Somehow they got that old. “Can’t” nah, “won’t”.

Gotta get my new laptop so I have a back up computer in case I fuck things up.

But I also should really update.

segues

…In my defense, Segway is a real word that is a form of transportation, and I meant “move from one scene to the next”, I guess I just never questioned if there’s a different word.

Edit: after some quick googling, the company did that on purpose. https://eu-en.segway.com/about-the-brand bastards. Lmao.

The original.

Don’t get me wrong, the songs are lit, but when Nala tries to eat Pumba and then the next scene they just brush that off in 3 seconds I realized the movie is taking a backseat as a vehicle for the songs. Actually most of the movie is filled with these fast moving segways to the next scene… and the next song, and the story suffers for it.

I recently watched the lion king and was whelmed.

Story telling has just evolved. The pacing of modern movies is more finely tuned. I can see how these movies used to be good but we’re just spoiled by better movies.

Man saw his ego and named it God.

Get a nice blank book(with a cover you like), put the stickers in there.

You were probably more passionate about keeping a roof over your head.

Because they sell it at Walmart.

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Because they tell teenagers that you might accidentally kiss a man and let hormones and immaturity handle the rest.