Oh that isn’t smoke, it’s steam! Steam from the steamy shower I was just having!

I got second-hand annoyance for the people standing behind this guy in line while he argues with the clerks and tries to flex his “computer science degree”, only to be proved wrong again and again. Is there a techbro equivalent to a Karen?

I mean he’s not wrong, wired bluetooth earphones are a weird thing! But I’m getting huge Redditor vibes off this dude and I mean that in the worst possible way

And I could rock that look if it was normal

be the change you want to see in the world

Battle of Cannae

Don’t worry boys, we’re going to give that Hannibal a thrashing and be home in time for garum

In and out, quick five minutes skirmish

My workplace disabled extensions today,

This gives me cold sweats