Ok, hear me out: What if we were to dig a system of narrow tunnels under the city, and then let people drive through them. Of course, cars would need to be on some form of automated tracks to make it safe. Then you could link up multiple cars and make long lines of cars following the tracks to the same destination.

It’s a brand new concept, I know, but modern problems require modern solutions. Maybe we can sell hats and flamethrowers to generate support.

(/s in case it wasn’t obvious)

I fire 120 mm high-explosive rounds

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That’s kind of arbitrary though, and very dependent on humidity.

rust: “You just translated someone else’s essay”

“I’m going to to the bathroom. Would you like me to do it in the toilet or here?”