It’s crazy how ubiquitous those were. Anyone with a mic for their PC had that exact mic.

Hell, I’m a millennial and I had a professor at college maybe five years ago who used an overhead because he refused to figure out how to use PowerPoint with the computer projector.

Of course that’s not a tie, it’s a cabbage.

I have altered the file path. Pray I don’t alter it further.

I.e. not as cheap as killing the planet with plastics. Sure, there are environmental costs, but we won’t see those this quarter!

To be fair I think “Amazon’s choice” labels whatever product is most purchased for a given search term, not awarded by Amazon itself

It was a sobering moment wandering around the farm supply store and finding chicken “anti-cannibalism spray.”

Misleading yet entirely accurate

An excruciating number, yes

I mean, I get that short people have no reason to live (Newman et al.), but turning them into step stools seems a bit cruel

So efficient they guard everyone else’s coasts too!

What do you say if you want the trees up?

Yeah, Goku’s not broke. Chichi just tells him they’re broke because she thinks him working will make him “respectable.”

“Historically, the two countries had cordial relations…”

See, they were friendly!

"…until 1904.”

Oh. Well, they were friendly 120 years ago anyway.

Russian puppet spouts Russian propaganda, more at 11

But knowing things is for commies!

“You can pretty much come up with whatever quote you want and pretend someone famous said it. Nobody checks anyway.”

-Sun Tzu

Also because electric brushes don’t brush for you. You still use them the same way as a regular toothbrush, they just clean better.

Who cares what that guy thinks? Judgemental prick.

Also who wants to visit now? Now sucks.