After listening to the Ondra dubstep: https://m.soundcloud.com/supportingcharacters/silence

Reminder that routine colonoscopies are a bit of a scam. Unless preceded by targeted tests or symptoms they’re extremely unlikely to pick up anything more than incidental polyps, and this is at the expense of your dignity, time, and money.

Should probably learn first aid first, because we don’t want people who only have last aid being first on the scene giving an ankle sprain last rites.