Boots with the purr 😻

NTBDBIWDFTA

I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

Pokemon

Nothing like “possible” “consequences” for abuse of power

Whoops!

Be sure to have it scanned for a chip!

Windows 10 is increasingly encouraging me to recommend other operating systems to friends and colleagues

My wife and I like to call saxophones “sexy trumpets”

I get that feeling, I have a long-haired orange cat and we constantly have to cut mats out of his armpits XD

My guess is that he was very badly matted, so they shaved him at the beginning of “fat camp”

Really obese cats can’t groom themselves well enough, so they get really bad fur mats (especially long-haired cats)

Dance!

It doesn’t create a permanent product like the things you mentioned, but it’s definitely a method of artistic expression =)

Omigod they were screwmates…

I mean, if you’re aiming for infrastructure disruption, holding up an airport for several hours is certainly accomplishing that

Easy! Just spend the month in a US hospital without insurance

Hopefully the billion will cover the rest of the bill

Based

I don’t want to live on the same planet with anyone who would quote that statistic for any reason other than an emphatic demand for action to lower it

“We’re the good guys, right?”

Aims missile at children’s hospital