None. Just submit to the machine.

Short answer: eSim users are fucked.

Nice. Office Space reference.

If I’m following correctly, 11:19AM seems like it’s a long ways off from 5PM when you haven’t even had your lunch break yet. But then 4:00PM rolls around and THE FINAL COUNTDOWN starts where you only have ONE HOUR left in your workday.

I dunno, that’s just my interpretation. Just riffing at this point.

Poop in the shallow end

/s

The sad part is that despite being a convicted felon he will most likely never see the inside of a jail cell.

You’d think…

…but what does the government have?

If a convicted felon loses their right to vote, they should not be allowed to run for president.

I don’t know if I’m allowed to ask here or not, but do you got any reqs for good torrent sites/trackers these days?

No

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Geez, that sucks man. Have you thought about maybe just watching less TV?

Here’s a crazy idea…how about just pay for it?

I don’t know about you, but I need all the fiber I can get to get my “downstairs flowing” in the mornings…

Testicles. That is all.

Haha not on your life!

This is so freakin’ stupid I love it.

Dude, what? I’m either too high or not high enough for this one.

Those eyes! <3

And the oceans are just really big valleys filled with water