See: Tragedy of the Commons

100% legit, and John Paul Sheptock is the executive producer.

We’ve always referred to this behavior (getting up somewhere just to look down on everybody) as “gargoyling.”

“Vance, clear my schedule for the next two weeks – I’ve got an important project I need to personally oversee.”

Dr. Oz, you’re up!

Wait til you see what’s under the barrel.

Literally and figuratively.

Surely those who vote for the worst human beings imaginable will be spared from their wrath, right?

Right??

Upvoted, but God damn this cut me deep.

Here’s something a little more verbose to tack on, which helped me a lot through a similar time:

Yes, death. Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one’s head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no to-morrow. To forget time, to forget life, to be at peace. You can help me. You can open for me the portals of death’s house, for love is always with you, and love is stronger than death is.

- Oscar Wilde, The Canterville Ghost (1887)

I like to think she was just some lady who got hit on the head by a falling coconut, and that turned her into the cartoon character she was when we all met her, and since then she recently got hit by another coconut and now this is who she is.

I had a cat named Kiki years ago who was a doppelganger for your Sesam… Truly one in a million. Was nice to see a little echo of her today. Hope you all are living your best life!

Winning™!

We’ll see this exact headline presented unironically as news every few months for the full duration of the Turd Reich.

These are the same folks that routinely choose to eat shit sandwiches in the hopes that a demonrat lib might catch a whiff of their breath.

Would have made all of Disney and Universal’s IP buy-ups over the last decade+ a lot more interesting.

“Stupid doodie heads, the lot of 'em,” Miller was also heard to have said before lying down for his afternoon nap. “A bunch of stinky, dumb, poo poo butts,” he murmured, just moments before sucking his thumb and being tucked in.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle stupid and white.

He makes me think of Mok from Rock and Rule (which is a dope movie in spite of starring Stephen Miller back when he had hair).

It’s always in the last place you look.

Lawmaker says Alligator Alcatraz is an ‘internment camp’ after joint GOP-Dem visit

Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Hm. Didn’t expect that sound bite to come from that individual, but alrighty.