Drainin’ that swamp (directly into open seats of government).

That illustration makes it look like Charlie has a patriotic devil’s tail.

From Tim Sheehy’s post on the X formerly known as Twitter, dated March 4th, 2026:

Capitol Police were attempting to remove an unhinged protestor from the Armed Services hearing. He was fighting back. I decided to help out and deescalate the situation. This gentleman came to the Capitol looking for a confrontation, and he got one.

Straight from the horse’s ass, as it were.

Rewatching the video(s), I’d posit that Tim’s “help” was 100% ineffectual in every possible way here, save for stalwortly upholding the GOP’s demonstrably false claim of “supporting the troops.”

yeah he probably broke a couple senators’ arms right before anyone thought to start recording, so fair is fair

Where once was a vast and lush landscape of innovation and ingenuity, now is only a desert of grift and profiteering. The optimistic nature of our youthful tech enthusiasm has transformed into a cynical and substanceless husk, aged too fast by the years of consistent disappointments.

But if anyone at work asks, then yeah, sure, I’m really excited about the next iPhone or AI generated email signatures or whatever.

That would be concerning… Or at least, ya know, a nice change of pace.

Off someone else’s plate? And it’s a sweet lil’ ol’ kitty cat?

I (too briefly) had a rescue cat, who most closely resembled a main coon, but her belly fur was all curly like this. Never seen anything like it before or since.

It feels like we’re the self-aware folks who don’t fall for Nigerian Prince email scams, looking down our noses at the stupid old folks giving away all their pension checks to some goober at a state-sponsered call center.

Like, we know we’re not that stupid; but it’s a small consolation when you realize just how many stupid people there are out there.

Racism and Little Dick Energy?

This post negates every single one of all those other posts that say “don’t worry, nobody ever remembers that one really embarrassing thing you did back in school.”

Weird place to shit, but to each their own

He really jets out of there the moment he gets called out, too.

He did according to TMZ.

In response, the 47th President of the United States mouthed “F*** you” to the man before flipping him off.

“This furry companion is too furry and too companion-y.”

😾

One of our cats was a twice-returned. Shelter staff said previous adoptive parents complained he was too playful. We got him home like 7 years ago and this guy has been the definition of chill ever since.

The base isn’t going to rile itsself. Well, I guess they do, but you get where I’m going with this.

Although the victim was allegedly heard to have said that they were simply “blowing their nose,” the ICE agent on-scene assessed that the domestic terrorist foreign gang member was actually about to weaponize the Kleenex, and shot the evil libtard in the face six times in self-defence.

They’re just enjoying murdering people because it makes them feel big.

That is certainly true, but I want to add that the goal of these actions probably lies somewhere between a chilling effect and escalation.

They want us to just roll over; and, barring that, they want us to respond only just enough to justify a much more powerful counter-response.

Trashy and shitty is the whole brand! I’m surprised he didn’t have his name made 5x larger and spraypainted gold, complete with vinyl sticker of Calvin pissing on JFK’s line.

The Friday News Dump: Xmas Edition 🎁