There are two major kinds of avocado. The internet lost its shit about palta, famous for its use in Mexican guacamole. It’s about the size of a pear, with bumpy skin. Best served as part of savory dish (seasoned with salt).

The other one is bigger, rounder, and has smooth, shiny skin. Known as aguacate or abacate. Best served as a sweet dish. A banana+abacate+milk smoothie with a bit of sugar is delicious. Also eaten with a sprinkle of sugar and a squeeze of lime.

Using the “wrong” kind of avocado is possible, but requires adaptation and even then the results are sub par.

WTF? Where is the reflection of the camera?

Diamond hands!!!11

Heck yeah, bring the neon!

Doesn’t make it any less ironic.

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Do I feel superior to them with my little snarky post? You bet!

You need both. Discourse without teeth is ignored, and violence without a face to negotiate achieves little. You need both and reasonably separated, so that people turn to the demands of discourse in fear of what violence might do if they don’t.

I don’t understand either, but understanding isn’t a requisite for respect.

Also, testosterone helps maintain your hair looking nice, at least until your body says “I’ve had enough” and it makes your hair thin and fall.

Not quite.

Nigel Farage of all people called it illegal, while simultaneously praising it. This timeline sucks.

Higher amplitude at same frequency can only be achieved by higher rate of displacement change.

That crewman just died and wasn’t even mourned.

There’s no expectation of fairness in DMCA requests.

She could replace my right hand any day.

Zero thoughts 😄

I’m sorry, I didn’t know my tangent would offend your fragile sensibilities.

So?

Because there isn’t a law about it. What we need is a legislative that actually does their fucking job.