「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」

Pilot’s about to lose their job.

Appointed as the head of FAA & NTSB simultaneously*

Two dystopias in one peninsula 💀

Offtopic but:

OMG I can just imagine if my mom gave birth to another kid who grew up in the US and only spoke English, mom’s English would be like: “Go where come back?” (去邊度返來啊？)

Lol that sound so weird to a native English speaker but that makes complete sense in my multilingual brain xD

(“Where did you just come back from?” would probably be a more grammatically correct translation)

Who the fuck buys calandars? We get them for free at the Asian Supermarket lmfao.

My parents get like at least 5 of those every year lmfao

so many calandars that can literally ward off evil spirits (cuz red color all over it, and the big character 福 on it… and also a bunch of new year stuff on it)

It’s an object, that’s flying, and you haven’t identified it…

So it’s a UFO

What happens when it lands tho? A ULO? (Unidentified Landed Object???)