Bourbon is only made in Kentucky!

I had to look that up, because it didn’t sound right. Turns out it’s 248.93 pesos per day, not per hour

Confections? Like donuts?

Every microwave I’ve had, you hit the power button then the number corresponding to the power level you want.

What do those two things have to do with each other?

But he’s an evil capitalist. If you aren’t fighting for violent communist revolution, you’re part of the problem!! /s

For most herds of sheep, the average is four.

How old are you? The idea that you’re not going to vote unless you agree with a candidate on 100% of issues seems pretty unrealistic.

I have never in my life voted for a candidate that I completely agree with. And the ones I liked most tended not to do very well, because my opinions are not representative of the population at large.

If you’re waiting until you can find a candidate who has zero positions you don’t like, you’ll be waiting until you’re dead. Good job participating in democracy!

With light bulbs, there is a trade off between longevity and efficiency.

Efficient shorter lasting bulbs are the superior product, they save the consumer money (at the expense of the inconvenience of having to replace them a little more often)

Not judging, but that is definitely gay.

I’ve only ever heard the parts of a hydraulic clutch system referred to as master and slave.

I’ve also never heard a brake caliper referred to as a slave.

You carry a cat with you when you leave the house?

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Eh, after looking it up, I was correct. So I will continue thinking that.

I thought it was from when people wore “driving gloves” back in the day

I thought that’s why they call it a hammer drill

Chevy trucks are good

I get 22 mpg, is that good enough?

If they are somebody else’s tomatoes you need a thieving license.

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