My assless chap shorts beg to differ

I smh, therefore I am

The business end or the oopsie poopsie side of it?

Im more of a kōnane man myself

Maybe Im weird, but when sleep sleeping I find it absolutely impossible to sleep in that position (or on my back at all for that matter). But every time I ever nap I sleep laying exactly like the guy is in the meme

Lotta gas backed up in there

The dow is over 45k, so its okay! /s

Thats what good mac n cheese sounds like

The Hawaiian diaspora is the most severe in the entire world when viewed per capita. More Hawaiians have been forced out of Hawai’i than any other group of people have been forced out of anywhere else

Plus the US quite literally holds massive amounts of Hawaiian lands that were seized when the US overthrew the Hawaiian monarchy, and could easily return that land to the Hawaiian people, it just chooses not to do it. Mostly by refusing to recognize any Hawaiian leadership and treating them on par with how other US native people are treated. If native Hawaiians had a recognized government the way indigenous peoples on the mainland do, the government would have to turn that land over. So they refuse to recognize

Millin

but why??

Conservatives went feral after a black dude became president. Its not rocket science…

With wings that is called “trashed”. Fry them half way, then sauce them, then finish frying them

Its literally the best way to have wings, but a pain in the ass to find a restaurant that will do it. Let alone one that offers trashed wings as a menu item

I heard yo mama is too large to be collected and put somewhere safe

You can tune a guitar, but you cant tunashamed

A complex bottom may have difficulty mating with a simple top

“This isn’t the department of baking cookies,” one source said. "This is the Department of Homeland Security, where you can be deported from the country. And we’re now employing people who are not equipped to tie their own shoelaces”

And giving them firearms…

#i #Cannot #UnderStand #Your #ACCENT ####

Me_IRL every time I try to shit in a public restroom

Show me a third person omniscient shooter