The purge count just went up by another 10 billion because of this comment.

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Ooooh, you forgot to say ‘Um, Actually…’ so we cannot award you the point. Any other toddlers posing as anarchists can buzz in now to steal.

Sounds like fake news. The planes just did that themselves, because of woke. USA stays winning, zero downed planes!

Hell yeah! All states are awful, bed time is authoritarian, and green vegetables are fascist.

Ok but what if they made the snoot droop?

IOF go one day without murdering children challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen the Time Knife.

You’ll get there eventually.

It’s Justin Trudeau’s arm at a Halloween party.

You were thinking of Colin Jost. Akinator knows.

I stood up wrong.

Autistic Almond

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This probably doesn’t require an explicit content warning—since killing Nazis is what it says on the tin—but whoa, G.I. Robot sure does turn 32 Nazis into Good Nazis in an extremely graphic fashion.

Time to use the consent manufacturing machine for good, instead of evil!

Last week, a Palestinian bus driver in Israel was attacked by a group of Jewish youths shouting “death to Arabs”

Last week, a Palestinian bus driver in Israel was attacked by a group of combat-aged Israeli males shouting “death to Arabs”

Especially your sandals.

I can tell you that’s Alex Hirsch on the stage, who fought tooth-and-nail against Disney just to let him have two characters who are Definitely Just Roommates in Gravity Falls.

Don’t know when it was taken, though. He’s had a lot of similar slides of demonic Mickey Mouse at several different panels over the years. It might have been at a convention in Mexico a few years back?

edit: found it. It was at Festival Pixelatl in Guadalajara three years ago.

God, I remember when this was a super-secret technology, where you had to book a plane to the (recently, at the time) former USSR to get a look at some highly experimental machines that were producing itty bitty little yellow diamonds via some bizarre anoxic chemical vapor process. I read about it in some indie magazine 25 to 30 years ago I think?

Even back then DeBeers was peeing its pants over the possibility that law-grown diamonds not only existed, but were nearly impossible to distinguish from mined diamonds by sight alone. I’m so happy to see them finally get what’s been coming to them.