how about both twitter and threads die and the people win?

Exponentially increasing heat is when toddlers amirite

(also you should still adopt kids)

About the wildfires, they aren’t just caused by heatwaves, but also indiscriminate firefighting. If you stop fires in a forest over and over, the amount of flammable material keeps increasing due to new plants growing, and if there’s a lot of flammable material, and the same amount of water as before, things are overall drier, and would also create a bigger fire should one ignite.

And no, I don’t have a peer-reviewed study/source concerning this; I just used reasoning to construct this argument.

The poop in cow milk is referring to the bacteria in unpasteurized milk if I’m interpreting it correctly (or it could be waste from cells in the cow’s blood, since cow milk starts out as cow blood iirc)

import libnpc

for i in Objects:
  if Object.offended:
    prefix = (syllables(1, 2, Object.name) + "phobic")
    Object.offender.groups.add(prefix)

btw note that the carbon footprint of one person’s lifetime is equiv to 1 second of worldwide factory emissions (source: kurzgesagt), so it’s not a necessity to do some of the things you’re doing, but i would recommend that everyone in the world do some farming, even if it’s a small garden of radishes or smth, or tomatoes on a windowsill

also this is only tangentially related, but i still drink cow milk, because: -A it tastes good

-B I am allergic to all nut milks

-C soy milk sounds like crap, soy is already in basically everything (rip the few people who are allergic to it), so i wouldn’t want to consume more of it

so basically, the distribution of heat is less even than before