Studious_Gluteus

She may have confused it for female anatomy? I had a similar argument with a young woman about this.

Until about halfway into my teens, no one told me that periods were painful, or involved behavior altering hormone releases. I thought my sisters were becoming moody & rude for no reason. I was generally aware of the concept of periods, but not of the broader effects. I feel I might have been much more sympathetic had I known.

Looks like a normal sized palmetto bug to me.