StandingCat

Reminds me of the weekend. That guy looks like a guy wearing a mask too.

Plugs and condoms too. Don’t forget to wrap your strange usb outlets.

The way people get to net zero is stupid accounting tricks. I burned a whole bunch of coal, but i paid a buddy of mine to plant trees. So now Im celebrating net zero with my buddy in his brand new tesla roadster. Who knew planting trees was so lucrative.

Man that show was so unexpectedly good. They somehow found just the right group of people for it.

Unfortunately not, some areas of the US have nasty ass carpet all the way up to the toilet.

You expect us to step on our bathroom carpet in our bare feet?

I shipped my pants.

Ssh, you’re ruining the circle jerk.