Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
None of their devices need to be charged atm. You have every intention to use their charger in the same room as them. You have every intention to give the charger back when finished and not leave the room with it.
With all this laid out, this is still likely gonna be their responses to the question
I don’t blame them. I blame that one particular fish that got a little too curious about what lies beyond the water.
That never occurred to me, but if they wanna keep us safe when we’re pooping then perhaps they think we’re doing the same watching them
My spouse and I have started to only close the bathroom door when we have guests. We usually leave it cracked open so our cats can come in and make sure we’re safe, which is what they’re doing.
They are worried about you because bathroom time is one of a cat’s most vulnerable moments, so they assume it’s the same for us and they’re just trying to keep us safe
They also didn’t mention bike lanes, so it’s probably safe to assume they either (a) don’t exist where they live or (b) there are bike lanes but the cyclists are assholes who refuse to use them
That still gets a chuckle out of me 😂
It’s a condition, not a race. I just wanted a word or phrase to use that didn’t have a negative connotation to it.
Yeah, “poytle” has grown on me and I’ve already written it in
The working word is “poytle” suggested by another, from my attempted portmanteau little+person=pertle. I like it and may use it.
does this character need a label?
Not really, no
Could you create your own word
I like that idea. Maybe a portmanteau of “little person”. Litson? Pertle? I’ll figure something out…
Seems like at least 12 people thought you were serious
Low testosterone? Try Southern View 1900: Speed Limit 35 edition
Yeah. All the downvotes shows how wrong I was and I accept it
You dare suggest something that is actually good for everyone? You monster!
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Cry harder. I’m gonna go buy a teriyaki slimjim.
Edit: I also bought a chicken salad sandwich. Gonna have that for lunch.