The things you are listing you did as a child is what we all did, we just had books instead of the internet. If I needed more info beyond what the encyclopedia says I went to the library the next day and asked the librarian to hook me up.

My cards are in my phone.

I always use a case and I never spend £1k on a phone. More like £300

Saffron.

cough Afghanistan cough

What is going on with the flat side of his head

No they were not. I’m in my late 40s thongs have always been skimpy underwear